lost video request: anyone remember the video that’s footage of a deep sea crab goin around while rich gang - lifestyle plays
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almost peed my pants today when my bf told me about this dude in his hometown who dressed up like ryan gosling in Drive every day (including driving gloves) but did not own a car. bf was like “yeah we called him Walk”
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Twitter is going to decrease the number until you can only see 1 post a day. And people will be like. Have you seen The Post? Like yeah it’s the only thing we can all see on the site
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RIP
the medieval peasant i’m showing 100 gecs to smiles warmly and completely unperturbed and tells me about another guy who showed him crystal castles like 15 years ago and then asks me to help him butcher a pig and tells me cucumbers send you straight to hell if you eat them
i’m choosing to build my basketball team aroubnd my buddy yggroth, who is 15 feet tall and weighs 800kg. he will be in charge of scoring. the rest of us will heal him.
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sad but true: it doesn’t matter if people die as a result, opening a sports-themed bar & grill is too important
august 11, 2018
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